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^{A woman (possibly Roman Catholic) gets married and over the next few years has 10 children. Then her husband dies. Soon after she remarries and has 10 more children by the second husband. Then that husband dies. Soon after that she dies.}

^{At the woman’s funeral, on the left hand side of the church, are the 10 children from the first marriage. On the right hand side of the church are the 10 children from the second marriage.}

^{At the pulpit the priest is delivering the eulogy. After speaking about the woman’s life the priest puts his hands together, gazes heavenward and says, “And now, at last in heaven, they are together.”}

^{The 10 children from the first marriage and the 10 children from the second marriage immediately turn to glare at each other.}

^{Finally, one of the children from the first marriage stands up and says, “Excuse me Father. When you say that they will be together in heaven do you mean my mum and my dad, or (pointing at the children from the second marriage) my mum and their dad?}

^{All eyes are now on the priest, who sighs loudly and says, “No, I meant her legs!”}

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^{Someone's going to hell for this!}

^{Atheist bus campaign spreads world-wide!}